ALBUM REVIEW: Justin Timberlake - The 20/20 Experience Part 2

First of all…20/20 Experience Part 1 was pure greatness. That album had 9 minute songs that were too short. Part 2 though is filled with 9 minute songs that are too long. I can’t emphasize the amount of disappointment I’m feeling right now. This worse than when they killed Ricky. This worse than Rico turning on Mitch. This shit worse than the album version of “All Me” cutting the entire second Drake verse instead of giving us the whole thing. I’m gonna break this album down track by track to save yall 75 minutes that would be better spent playing GTA V and drinking Ciroc with white women.

1.      Gimmie What I Don’t Know (I Want) – how the fuck you gonna start an album singing about spirit animals? After the epic first 20/20 he already got me regretting downloading this shit for free. He wanna be Kanye so bad but naw we don’t want this nor do we need it.

2.      True Blood – this shit as long and as boring as the show.

3.      Cabaret – aight now we finally got something decent. Thank you Drake for reminding me why I should be listening to your album instead of this struggle music.

4.      TKO – I lowkey fucks with this. Keyword being “lowkey” cause it’s only a matter of time before I forget this track exists.

5.      Take Back The Night – this bootleg Michael Jackson single ain’t all that terrible but it’s definitely way too long.

6.      Murder – title is appropriate cause it makes me wanna kill myself. Even Jay knew it was wack with his bullshit ass verse.

7.      Drink You Away – fuck you Justin. This country ass shit is pure trash. I hope Jessica Biel cheats on you for making this garbage.

8.      You Got It On – aight now this album is finally getting good.

9.      Amnesia – yeah this shit is FIRE! He probably called it “Amnesia” cause he hoping we forget everything that came before it.

10.  Only When I Walk Away – this joint aight but he too fake mad on it.

11.  Not a Bad Thing / Pair of Wings – Greatest. Songs. Ever. I cried a river of tears to this shit and keep it on repeat while I call every ex I have and beg for them to take me back. This got me crying more than Lauryn Hill when she’s forced to take a shower.

There it is. Fuck you Justin for putting out this bullshit but I guess it’s cool cause the last two tracks are better than everyone else’s catalogs for the last 6 decades. I did the math and this shit is 16.6% dope. If that ain’t enough reason for you to skip this trash then you probably listen to Stalley on the regular. Peace.